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A little lighthearted anti Communism

With things getting crazy all over the country, I decided a little comedic relief was in order.
 
Here are a couple videos that will make you laugh, but think at the same time.
 
Enjoy. :o)
 
This one was made in 1948, but the message it conveys is VERY timely.
This shows, the fight we're in has been going on for a LONG time.
 
 
 
This one is much more recent,
A great parody of the Candyman.
 
This one will make you laugh and cry at the Same Time. :op
 
 
 
Tomorrow morning I'll be posting the meet-up info for anyone going to DC for the march.
If you plan on going, we'd love to meet up with ya. :o)
 
There's a bunch of TH bloggers, and commenters going.
You lurkers are more than welcome to join us too :o)
 
 
 
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Happy Groundhog Day!

It's Groundhog day, the day when a funny looking critter decides if we'll have an early spring, or more winter.

I decided to have a little fun with the occasion.


Happy Groundhog Day!

As always, comments are welcome and encouraged.
                                                                            





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Al Gore Snowball Fight

It's been a while since I came up with a new game, and I thought it was about time for one.

With the country in it's current mess, I thought we could all use a good laugh, and a new game was born. :o)

Are you tired of freezing your bunz off while Al Gore and his followers tell you we're all gonna burn up next week?

It's time for some Payback!!

Grab your mouse and whack big Al with snowballs!

Can you get on the high score list?
Challenge your friends for Gore smacking supremecy!
 
 
Townhall Chatter turns 1 year old!
 
Our little chat-room, Townhall Chatter (AKA Jack's Place) Turned 1 year old on friday.
We had a full house, as all the old regulars and some new folks came in to celebrate.
If you haven't been there yet, or if you have but haven't been by in a while,
I want to invite you to come join the party.
 
Hang out with like minded people from all over the country,
where we plot the eventual downfall of liberalism,
and pray to William F Buckley!
(Actually we just hang out and talk about whatever comes up.) :oP
 
 
                                                                              
 
As always, comments are welcome and encouraged. :o)
 
 
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New Year Resolutions

The new year is a time for Resolutions.

Folks resolve to quit smoking, lose weight, and so on, but it's not just individuals that make resolutions.

I've collected the resolutions made by some famous folks, and other entities around the world.


George W. Bush
This year, soon to be former President Bush will resolve to catch up on that Brush Clearing that he's let slide for the past 8 years. He also has resolved to not say "I told you so", even though he'll be sorely tempted to do so almost daily, after Obama takes office.


Rod Blagojevich
This year the guy with the funkiest hair in politics has resolved to be an even bigger jerk than in previous years. With his record, this won't be easy, but something tells me he has the determination to go from low-life, all the way to true Bottom-feeder.


The United Auto Workers
Will resolve to keep grinding their cash-cows into hamburger, while they continue to waste 26 million dollars a year on their executive golf course in northeast MI.
Once they have bankrupted the big 3, they'll resolve to set their sights on the foreign automakers.


General Motors, Ford, Chrysler
The "rusty 3", flush with taxpayer billions, will resolve to keep coddling the UAW
until they face bankruptcy again. At which point they will fly their private jets back to DC with tin cups in hand to beg for more. Congress of course will be happy to fork it over after the obligatory dressing down on TV. (Anyone else think it's Ironic that Congress has the nerve to attack corporations for "Fiscal Irresponsibility"?)


US Congress
Following their dismal showing over the past 2 years, congress has resolved to become the first US Congress in history to achieve Negative approval numbers.
(I think they can do it)


Nancy Pelosi/Harry Reid
The little grey man from Nevada resolves to take his record of failures to all new depths in his quest to become the worst failure in US senate history. Pelosi, not to be outdone resolves to be a bigger failure than Reid, and have that stick surgically removed from her butt.


Barack Obama
Resolves to be the first President in history to be canonized as a saint by walking across the potomac river.


Oprah Winfrey
The queen of TV talk resolves to finally lure the true love of her life away from his wife and marry Barack Obama.  As soon as she can dump that damn Steadman guy.



Al Gore
The Goreacle resolves to keep fleecing the gullible of the world until it becomes painfully obvious that the earth really isn't warming up. He then resolves to change tactics and claim that greenhouse gasses are also causing the new ice-age. Liberals the world over rejoice in their new quixotic quest.


And finally,

Wobbie the wonder wodent/Hal Drunkahue/Sophie.
Our favorite troll resolves to add another 100 new careers to his already impressive fantasy resume, and continue to be a royal P.I.T.A. to TH posters for another year.
Meanwhile the REMF warrior resolves to reach his ultimate goal of drinking himself into a permanent coma. 
Sophie resolves to finally undergo the surgery required to finally become a Real woman.


I could keep going all day, but I think I'll stop here, I don't want this post to become a novel.
If you can come up with more, feel free to post 'em!

Happy New Year gang, and good luck with your own resolutions. :o)


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Merry Christmas

I wanted to post a blog today, but wasn't sure what to say.
I considered talking about my favorite  Christmas memories,
or about the politicizing of the holiday.
 
Then I just decided to be lazy and post a poem I wrote in 2006.
 
It pretty much says it all anyhow.
I hope you enjoy it
 
Merry Christmas.
 


    A Webmaster's
Night Before Christmas


'Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the house.
Not a creature was stirring
except me with my mouse.


My wife, and kids were all snug in their beds,
while visions of Funpages danced in their heads
(Hey, I've gotta try 'em out on somebody!)

 

And me at my puter, coffee by my side,
while vainly to build a new Funpage I tried.
Then from the living room there came such a noise,
The cat knocked over the tree, and the dogs were in the toys!

 

I picked up the mess, the tree, and decorations,
and silently wished Santa would bring inspiration!
There came a knock at the door, and I looked out to see,
A bearded guy in red, and he was waving at me.
(We don't have a chimney)

 

In the yard were nine deer, one with a nose of red,
all standing there hitched to a toy laden sled.
The man coming through the door was so lively and quick,
I knew in an instant it must be Saint Nick.

 

Quick as a flash, much too fast to see,
He piled all the presents under the tree.
He ate all the cookies, and drank the milk too
then smiled and said, "Webmaster I have something for you!"

 

You work hard to bring fun to folks 'round the nation
so for you dear webmaster, I bring Inspiration.
You always give much yet little you take,
Here are ideas for Funpages, a whole year of them to make!

Ideas for funny pages, and pretty pages, and prank pages too,
sprang into my head so I can build them for you.

 

He then closed his sack, and jumped onto his sled,
I simply stood there, slowly shaking my head.
As he sailed out of sight, into the drifting snow,
I stood in the doorway, sorry to see him go.

 

As I went back to my keyboard I began to feel not so bad,
Because I realized the Greatest gift, I already had.
My website may not make me much money it's true,
But I'm a very Rich man because,
I have friends such as You!
 
 

 
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Merry A.C.L.U. Christmas

Merry A.C.L.U. Christmas!
 
One more Politically Incorrect card for the holidays!
 
Here's my idea of what would happen if the ACLU takes the next step.
 


From Our House to Yours
 
Every year, I create a Christmas e-card just for friends and family.
Since many of you already feel like family, I decided to post it to the blog.
This year I took a picture of my house, redrew the scene in flash, then crammed it into a snow-globe. :o)
There are 5 random scenes that play out when you shake the snowglobe. :o)
 
Have Fun.

From Our house to Yours!
 

 
Desktop Terrorist's Christmas
 
I also decided to create an off-line, Desktop version of A Terrorist's Christmas,
just in case anyone wants a little desktop toy. :o)
 
 
 
 
Not to your taste? Want something different?

Well I only have a couple hundred more. :o)

All of my Christmas/Hannukah Greetings! Including all of my Un-PC cards.

                                                     

 

As always, comments are welcome and encouraged.
 
 
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A Terrorist's Christmas!

This weekend I was sitting around trying to come up with ideas for new Christmas e-cards, and was watching the terrorist attacks in india.
So, being the slightly twisted individual I am, I decided to combine the 2, and created "A Terrorists Christmas".






A Terrorist's Christmas!




Hope ya like it, and send it to all your friends. :o)
(Be sure to use the handy tell-a-friend form on the page)  :o)


As always, comments are welcome and encouraged.




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When it's OK to say "Oh SH**!!!!

The past couple days I thought about what to write in the blog after tuesday.
 
I considered writing a big rant about how this election proves that being wishy-washy republicans will losee every time.
 
The I just decided to do what I usually do and make fun of America's collective Brain Fart.
 
The result is the following.
 
Times when it's OK to say Oh Sh**!!!
 
 
Also, I came across this Awesome video today that pretty much sums up my feelings about the election and where to go from here.
(although I don't quite share his infatuation with Mike Huckabee, this video should be seen by Every conservative in America.
 

As always, comments and debates are welcome and encouraged.
 
 
 
 
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Rejected Obama Bumper Stickers!

 I was bored today, and let my imagination run wild for a while.
(Hey it's too cold outside to rake leaves)
 
The result is today's post.
 
Here are some bumper stickers rejected by the Obama campaign.
 
 
 
Don't forget to VOTE tuesday!!
 
 
As always, comments and debates are welcome.
 
                         
 
 
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'Twas the Night before Election Day!

With today being Halloween, I thought I'd send a couple chills up your spine.
(As opposed to a thrill up your leg)


'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV,
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a din
I peered out my window
Saw Obama and his men

They’d come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a flash
Jumped back on his bandwagon
And left with my cash

He rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
“On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi”
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
That wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note -

IF YOU DON’T WANT SOCIALISM,
THEN GET OUT AND VOTE!!


The World's Scariest Halloween Card!!



       

          The World's Scariest Halloween Card


Use the form on the card's page to send to all your friends (10 at a time!)
to help us avoid this Nightmare!


Are you still a Mugwump?

I'll let Army Spc. Joe Cook explain things for you.
(This is currently the #1 video on Youboob!!)





As always comments are welco0me and debate is encouraged. :o)
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New Political Slideshow! :o)

With all the crazy stuff going on lately,
I figured we could all use a good laugh or 2.

So I figured this was a good time to release a new Slideshow.


This one has 30 pictures, with my little word-balloon captions.

Enjoy!



New Political Slideshow!


Here is all my political fun-stuff in one place!!

As always comments are welcome and encouraged. :o)









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